Lillian Stone's posts

Twitter is mostly bad, but it does have a way of resurfacing nostalgic pop culture touchstones. That happened over…

I don’t have a breakfast nook. I have a dining table in my dining room, which feels weird and formal since I live…

Donald Trump sits at Table 72 and only Table 72. We learn this in a new piece in the March 2021 issue of The…

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the home of cadaverous casseroles, exsanguinous eats, and snack-related sagas so…

This week, Frosted Flakes announced a partnership with “Frosted Flakes superfan” Shaquille O’Neal: a new Frosted…

College students are all about the two Ps: pizza and partying. “P” also stands for “pustule,” which is something…

We here at The Takeout are very fond of food history. Personally, I’m still reeling from the news of ancient snack…

Earlier today, we here at The Takeout noticed a peculiar phrase trending on Twitter. That phrase was “Rest In Piss.”…

Listen: I’m not gonna tell you what to do. I do all kinds of weird, gross stuff when left to my own devices. (It’s…

In season three of Bob’s Burgers, Tina Belcher describes walking into a supermarket dairy fridge as being “backstage…

I love mysteries. I like to sit on my little couch with my little dogs and pretend I’m a little investigator…

I’ve had food poisoning exactly twice. The first time was from a dubious hibachi seafood situation that left me…

There’s nothing worse than getting your vehicle stuck on a snowy hill. Except, of course, if that vehicle is a…

How’d you spend your Valentine’s Day? My partner and I kissed a little and then watched Patrick Swayze rip a guy’s…

Is it still milk chocolate without the milk? Nestlé is down to find out: the brand just announced it’s launching a…

I’ve been elbows-deep in chocolate for two weeks now as I wrap up a chocolate chip cookie experiment for The Takeout.…

As we humans continue to annihilate our home planet, the possibility of life on Mars grows increasingly more…

A fire-damaged Krispy Kreme is one thing, but a fire-damaged Krispy Kreme owned by Shaq? That’s unthinkable. The Asso…

I’ve worked really hard to establish myself as The Takeout’s resident Fast Fish Evangelist. I’m not even a…

Nostalgia makes people do the darnedest things. Like spend a weekend at Coney Island, or harangue a fast food social…