Rebecca Fishbein's posts

I’m certain I’ve exhausted my Jezebel Cute Animal Content quota by now, but it’s a pandemic Sunday and I’m tired of…

The pandemic will likely change the way the world as we know it functions for some time. It is possible some things…

The notoriously racist UK tabloids have spent the last few months suggesting that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s re…

Currently, I am trapped in a tiny apartment above a very loud taco shop with a roommate recuperating from unexpected…

The great freedom fighters of our time appear to have turned their attention from Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins to…

It’s unfortunate for the Democrats that their Great (White!) Hope against Donald Trump does best when he is nowhere…

Professional wrestler and Terrace House star Hana Kimura has died. She was 22.

I spent three hours learning the “Say So” TikTok dance last night and my body has completely broken, which means…

I suppose it is a reflection of the low bar in my own country that I am this surprised that Prime Minister Jacinda…

Covid-19 has prompted a massive swath of cancellations—festivals, weddings, vacations, everyone’s future. And now,…

Thanks to The Drama, it seems the internet will have to hold out for The Next Recipe—Alison Roman’s New York Times…

Disappearing man Pete Davidson has resurfaced once more—this time, not on a distanced SNL or a Judd Apatow trailer,…

I am the last living human without a Nintendo Switch, which makes me the only living human who has never played Anima…

How it is that in the Year of Our Lord 2020 we’re still writing these ledes, I do not know, but here it is: Bachelore…

Here in the United States, we can’t even convince our nation’s “leaders” to wear masks while visiting covid-19…

Here is a confession: I have never seen The Matrix. And so though I understood that getting “red pilled” was…

News broke earlier this week about a “socially distant” Travis McCready concert planned for this week in Fort Smith,…

I had already been wearing a bra for a year when the seminal 2001 Lizzie McGuire episode “Between a Rock and a Bra…

Chasten Buttigieg, a former middle school teacher with a very good Twitter account, is writing a memoir. I presume…

Blue Ivy Carter, last seen protecting people all over the globe from contagion, made yet another star (voice)…